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my name is toot (or brooke)
and i write/read/play video games
i'm sixteen and i'm super queer.

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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fictionwritingtips:

I always talk about character sheets, so I decided to make one of my own. I cut out a lot of the fluff for this one, considering everything is going to be a bit rushed due to NaNoWriMo, but I always like getting to the core of the characters as quickly as possible anyway. You can fill in additional details if you want, but this should help you figure out your characters and understand what motivates them.

It’s available to download and print out if you want! Hope this helps!

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

hey wats up everybody

HEy :3 *wags tail*

ok bye

*Eyes glow red* Leo it is time to atone for your sins. *turns into a werwolf* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we’re not furry roleplaying this isn’t the time or place for this

It is defurntiyly the t(fur)ime and place fur this *slashes you

stef i really dont want to do this right now its been a long day please

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

davesprite:

kanedere:

hey wats up everybody

HEy :3 *wags tail*

ok bye

*Eyes glow red* Leo it is time to atone for your sins. *turns into a werwolf* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we’re not furry roleplaying this isn’t the time or place for this

It is defurntiyly the t(fur)ime and place fur this *slashes you

stef i really dont want to do this right now its been a long day please

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch